You've lain awake at night since 1993, agonizing over what magical mystery tour Yocchi was taking Yamara on
during her "complimentary torture" in the depths of the dark elf city. Oh, how your furtive little imaginations
roamed around the bodies of those two cartoon girls. Dragon magazines were never so sticky again.
Well, I can make a buck off of that. I've seen John Norman's numbers.
I've picked the freakiest moment of the entire ordeal, fully expecting monitors
around the globe to slowly go translucent with overuse due to this one.
DO NOT DISAPPOINT MISTRESS KIRILIANTI.
–Kiril