I have to admit, Joe Holy is a tough one to get dirt on. Thankfully, his squeeze Persephone got all creative over his butt, quite literally, right in front of my most openly-placed cameras.
Here's a scene from the Dark Treacle you never got to see the rest of, where Persey experiments with candlewax to get Joe's improbable loinclothy-thing to stay in place. Oh the burns and discomfort all over his naked muscles.
And Persey, at least, looks like she's really getting off on it. Oversexed vampires are always good for Halloween.